Romantic Night

They were together in the House. Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that...more than anything .

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......

 

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Lateral thinking

An interesting quiz for urLateral Thinking abilities --- Think - dont scroll down for answers!

Q1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work.Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying. )

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Q2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can this be?

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Q3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

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Q4. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

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Q5. A man went to a part y and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

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Q6. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. (This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its! statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out. )

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SOLUTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons. However,if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

5. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man Drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.

6. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water.

A classic reposted

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That

will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story : Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Burning Thoughts

* If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why
do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?

* Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying, but
when he talks to you, you're crazy?

* Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men,
but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons
down the back?

* If those space scientists are so smart, why do they all
count backwards?

* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, why doesn't a coward
take care of cows?

Never drink with your friends...

 

  

  

      

 

 

 

              And finally the best reason...

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why they go to ROCK concerts!!!

  

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About Lawyers

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he Pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll jail you for the contempt of court...

Jigsaw puzzle!

This is amazing. The picture moves also during the time you are working on it to piece together.

Drag the pieces together to make a picture.  You can also drag the pieces off the board and leave them at the side of the frame until you need them.

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Beer Drinker...??? Read This!

Few days back, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hopscontainphytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of  the test subjects:



1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Retirement dinner

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation
was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.

He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very
first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the
officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife and taken illegal drugs. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people." Just as the priest finished his talk the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."



Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We needmore butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're goingto STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVERlisten to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THESALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? Youthink I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show youwhat it feels like when you talk while I'm driving".

Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf
club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found
this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The
house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:

"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

IQ

A man goes to a bar and orders a drink. To his surprise, the bar has a robot bartender.

But the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail. Then it asks him, 'What is your IQ? '

The man replies "150". The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, poetry, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, 'This is really cool.'

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,

'What's your IQ?'

The man says, 'About100.' Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women¿s breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, 'What's your IQ?'

The man replies, 'Er, 50, I think.'

And the robot says, real slowly, 'So, ya gonna vote for the Republicans?'

If a Dog Were Your Teacher

If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like: 

• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. 
• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.  
• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.  
• When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.  
• Let others know when they've invaded your territory.    
• Take naps and stretch before rising.  
• Run, romp, and play daily.  
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.  
• On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. 
• On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.  
• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.  
• No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.   
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.  
• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.   
• Stop when you have had enough.  
• Be loyal.  
• Never pretend to be something you're not.  
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.  
• And MOST of all... When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently
    
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SPREAD THE WORD

 

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

I don't know how well this is gonna catch on. Hallmark doesn't have anything to promote this holiday. We'll have to get some steak houses interested in promoting this new holiday.

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FBI is hiring

The FBI had  an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and  testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the  final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed  him a gun.

"We must know that  you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the  room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!

The man  said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then  you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second  man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All  was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I  tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent  said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She  was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went  into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,  crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door  opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her  brow.

"This gun is  loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the  chair."

How to prevent bird flu

  

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The original computer

 

  

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy . .

. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

 

Different computer viruses

Types of computer viruses*Adam and Eve virus:* Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

*Airline virus:* You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

*Anita Hill virus:* Lies dormant for ten years.

*Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:* Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

*AT&T virus:* Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

*The MCI virus:* Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

*Bill Clinton virus:* This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

*Bill Clinton virus:* Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.

*Congressional Virus:* Overdraws your computer.

*Congressional Virus:* The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

*Dan Quayle virus:* Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.

*Dan Quayle virus:* Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..

*David Duke virus:* Makes your screen go completely white.

*Elvis virus:* Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

*Federal bureaucrat virus:* Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

*Freudian virus:* Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

*Gallup virus:* Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error).

*George Bush virus:* Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.

*Government economist virus:* Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

*Jerry Brown virus:* Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.

*Madonna virus:* If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!

*Mario Cuomo virus:* It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

*Michael Jackson virus:* Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

*New World Order virus:* probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

*Nike virus:* Just Does It!

*Ollie North virus:* Turns your printer into a document shredder.

*Oprah Winfrey virus:* Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

*Pat Buchanan virus:* Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.

*Paul Revere virus:* This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.

*Paul Tsongas virus:* Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."

*PBS virus:* Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

*Politically correct virus:* Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

*Richard Nixon virus:* Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.

*Right To Life virus:* Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

*Ross Perot virus:* Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.

*Ted Kennedy virus:* Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.

*Ted Turner virus:* Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

*Terry Randle virus:* Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

*Texas virus:* Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

*UK Parliament virus:* Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

*Warren Commission virus:* Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.

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funnies

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says  "Hey, Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Fuuuuuucccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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This shit is real freaky, the last thing is even freakier!


1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number  911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4  = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!

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"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling

  

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer?

The only possible answers are "left" and "right."

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Still don't know?

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Okay, I'll tell you.

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The pre-schoolers all answered " right direction."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the  right  direction?" they answered:

"Because you can't see the door."

Feel pretty silly now, don't you?

George Coztanza

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Indians

Indians are always Indians......!!!!!!

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys
of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man
returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that u
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Indian replied," Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"

Cheers!

Indians are Indians......, Smart brains.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and
I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the
condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give
me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it lucky there too. The pharmacist gives
him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,
"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad
gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord,
bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later
the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten
minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even
more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in
his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I
didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Modern Breakthrough Medications

St. Mom's Wort ... Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen ... Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.

Peptobimbo ... Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol ... When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

Flipitor .. Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics ... When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Menicillin ... Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

Buyagra ... Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength Buy-one-all ... When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminant buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

Jack Asspirin ... Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

Anti-talksident ... A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Sexcedrin ... Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

Ragamet ... When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

Men-Gay ... A rub-in ointment that enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool.

 

Indian Cricket

If you are a fan of Indian cricket then you would relish reading Ridin's hilarious post.
(This however is not an email I received...)

Funny Highway signs

Oh! and you thought we didnt have any sense of humour?

      

On Marriage

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for  free."

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Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?  

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,....Just to get a little sausage.

 

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

English
I Love You
Spanish
Te Amo
French
Je T'aime
German
lch Liebe Dich
Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu
Italian
Ti Amo
Chinese
Wo Ai Ni
Swedish
Jag Alskar

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Idaho
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida

Nice Ass, Get in the truck

Poignant thought for this valentine

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

Battle of Engineers and others

Battle of the Engineers 

Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."


To be fool oneself

Bill Gates died and appeared before God at the pearly gates. Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and Yet you created that ghastly Windows operating system.

I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven.

Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.

Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the screen-saver".


Technical knowledge helps

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner!!!!

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.



1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)

8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

9Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

10Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)

11. Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Enjoy the coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together
to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into
complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee,
the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of
coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some
plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help
themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:
"If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up,
leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for
you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your
problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not
the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing
each other's cups." "Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and
contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change." Sometimes, by
concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

So don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.

Ebay Genius..Well funny!

Get a load of this??!!!

This table is for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?

First look and then guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!

 

Know the answer???

If not, scroll   down now...

continue to scroll down..

still more...

ok, this is the answer:      Look at the mirror in the picture .          =)

And remember, if you're   posting a picture on the word-wide web, 

WEAR CLOTHES when taking the   picture!!

 

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Kris, Chinnappa and son, Auto driver and me

 

Auto Fare to the Pub at Bangalore        70 Bucks

A pitcher of draught beer at the pub    400 bucks

Taken by surprise when the Auto driver stopped midway to answer a call on his Flip top Mobile phone  PRICELESS

Test

Just watch this..

Watch this until Sylvestor catches Tweety...(wait for it. It's worth it)... then scroll down...

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This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?0-2 seconds - there's hope for you2-5 seconds - having a bad day?5-10 seconds - ! ; are you maybe just a slow reader?10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant2-5 min - Good afternoon Mr Bush5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range1hr plus - congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...

Gold-mine and me

OK...let's get this straight...The guy in the GOLD-MINE!!!  blog post is not ME!!!. I would never put the woman, I marry, through so much of  'loadbearing' ever. For Pete's sake, it would be my wedding and the focus would obviously be on me...as for loadbearing she would have to be doing that for 10 months every year for atleast 3 years...so...

And for all those who have started emailing me and giving me a low score on HOT or NOT thinking that's me in the GOLD-MINE!!! pic...take a look once again...I am not that 'smart' that you make me to be...

Oh! and hey...am not very comfortable with high scores on HOT or NOT either. Someone happened to upload it and convince (read threaten) me to leave it there.  What the heck go ahead and make make me feel nice about staring at the world in my pyjamas...it's good feeling when ur liked...Ah! you knew...Thank you!!

 

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Problem Solving

To solve any problem, we should have clear understanding about the problem, and what it is all about ??!! then take action.......here how it is!!!!!!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so  forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and
screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Moral of the story: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

 

 

Dear Abby

Dear Abby

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and a great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime - fishing! I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing?

 

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

 

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever.  Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!  So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.  Instead, she says she doesn't want me to go fishing anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat as well! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

 

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

 

Thanks,

William Blue 

 

P. S. I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear William: Get rid of that narrow-minded wife. Love, Abby

 

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Interview with GOD

This is so beautiful to ignore, please double click the following link:



Interview with God

 

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New Rules to Live by

Rule 1

Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com. There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years: because you don't particularly like them. Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: he's mowing my lawn.

 

Rule 2:

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two" will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Rule 3:

No more bathroom attendants, please. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint, like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude, I just want to get out of here.

Rule 4:

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates as "Beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, baby, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.

Rule 5:

 The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "Decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n-Low and one NutraSweet," it just shows everybody what a complete asshole you are.

Rule 6:

 If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place: the idea wasn't good enough to make a movie.

Rule 7:

Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

Rule8:

 I'm not the goddam cashier. By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter", verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who's supposed to be serving me is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

 Rule 9:

I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll just eat two, OK?

Rule 10:

No more gift registries, please. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

Rule 11:

There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this rubbish at the supermarket: water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's  flavored water.

Rule 12:

 Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little bastards.

Rule 13:

Never eat anything that's served to you out a window. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Smoked salmon?

Its nearing Valentines

This is one SMS / text message i got on my phone today.

"Try it -
Go to write message , activate your dictionary (t9), then hide your screen with a piece of paper and  type 4164771968 . Now remove the paper and read it aloud...go try it" the message said

Read this if you are 30 or older

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs ... to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full- time, after-school job at the local textile mill .... where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!
 
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
 
But now that...
 
I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
 
There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter . with a Pen! Then you had to walk all the way across thee no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
 
And talk of about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options!
 
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!!

You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
 
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and fast er and faster until you died! .. Just like LIFE!
 
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just  screwed!
 
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little bastards!
 
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up .. we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire. Imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled.
 
You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980

 

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Did You Know?

Did you know chemicals released by plastic water bottles can cause cancer??? (It is not the water that affects you but the chemical released from the bottle)

How to avoid: Check the bottom of the bottle there should be a triangle sign with a number on it. If the number is higher than or equal to 5 --> then this bottle is safe to use. Numbers under 5 will release these carcinogenic chemicals.

Remember to check and stop reusing those bottles.

Please pass on this information to your friends

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Gold - Mine!!!

 Want to get rich quick - get an Indian Bride... ;)

( click photo to enlarge )

Funny Matrimony Ads

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

As seen on www.shaadi.com

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


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I am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)
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I want a girl  with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride  and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)


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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" again)
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)
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Iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.


(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.


(uttama purushan)
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Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.


(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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Hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)


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My colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


(Zebra..???)
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I'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.


(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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To be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable


(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.


(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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SSC failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.


(Any takers again)

 

 
 

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