Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We needmore butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're goingto STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVERlisten to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THESALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? Youthink I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show youwhat it feels like when you talk while I'm driving".