Burning Thoughts

* If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why
do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?

* Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying, but
when he talks to you, you're crazy?

* Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men,
but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons
down the back?

* If those space scientists are so smart, why do they all
count backwards?

* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, why doesn't a coward
take care of cows?