2 fleas

Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami
for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and
shaking, damn near frozen to death!

The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?

The first flea says, "I rode down here from Detroit in the moustache
of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying,"That's the worst way to travel. Try
what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While
you're there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle
in where it's warm and cozy. You'll be in Miami in no time. It's the
best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.

A year goes by.When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue
and shivering and shaking again, damn near frozen to death.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.....I went to
the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was
so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.

When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley"