Air Deccan

WELCOME TO AIR DECCAN !

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL
welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan ..

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
Weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may
even be landing on your village!

Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over
30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant
and memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and Wada pav. For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline,
where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us
to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible. For the best view , if however, we go a little too close,
do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat-belt, kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

ENJOY FLYING AIR DECCAN !