ASSICONS and EMOTICONS

Some new smileys

(-!-)            a regular ass
(-?-)            a dumb ass
(-0^ ^0-)       a wise ass
(-E=mc2-)       a smart ass
(-13-)           an unlucky ass
(-x-)            kiss my ass
(-$-)            money coming out of his ass


:-#              Dont tell anyone
+o(              Sick
%+{              Lost a fight
l^o              Hepcat
>>>>+*  Christmas tree
%*@:-)     Freaking Out
$-)              Yuppie
:-(=)               Bucktoothed
:-{{             Very angry
;-.)             Cindy Crawford
~:o              Baby
%-6              All mixed up
~~\8-O  Bad Hair day
:-))                Double chin
:-@!             Cursing
:=)              Orangutan
(((H)))          Big Hug
:-Z              Angry face
:*)              Drinking Every Night
*-)              Thinking