Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:


 After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


 Anthony's Law of the Workshop:


 Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


 Kovac's Conundrum:



 When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


 Cannon's Karmic Law:


 If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


 O'brien's Variation Law:


 If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


 BELL'S THEOREM


 When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


 RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS


 The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


 WILLOUGHBY'S LAW


 When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


 ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS


 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


 BREDA'S RULE


 At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.


 WEN'S LAW


 As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.