Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia


Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting
ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she
found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said
Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the
nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told
him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say
convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and
his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the
hotel room wherehe and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29,
were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he
won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters.
Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just
happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two
knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,
I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause
I figured the Law would go easy on them,"

recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them,
either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my
life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed
about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days
prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place
till she spotted the illfated rapists entering their flophouse hotel
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was
them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right
square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to
meto spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det.
Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to
nominate her for Mayor.

DEPORT HER TO INDIA --- WE NEED HER !!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much as I would like this to be true, it's just another of those pesky urban legends. It's been going around since 2000.

1:11 PM  
Blogger treebeard31 said...

Thanks mate...Just one way of knowing...is to post it here and learn through the comments posted...was a funny read tho....

8:41 PM  

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