Why I fired my secretary...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say,"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..As I
walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
"Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do
we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
exciting". "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom
and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----on the couch ----Naked !!