You Might Be a Techie If...

• If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
• If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
• If you have more toys than your kids.
• If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it.
• If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.
• If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use.
• If people groan at the party when you pick out the music.
• If you thought the real heroes of -Apollo 13- were the mission controllers.
• If you spend more on your home computer than your car