An Amusing One...
I got this Joke from an Indian friend of mine who works for an American firm dolling out Pizzas in Bangalore...I know most ( almost 80%) of the readers of this blog are from America...( how do I know that...ask me and I will tell...:) )Although I have nothing against the American people, some of who are very dear friends. I hope this one , which i found to be amusing does not hurt the American sentiment. Not that it will...It's a Joke...Yeah!!!
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically Chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Indian: Of course!
The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in A container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India. The Indian says nothing.
The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
The Indian repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep All the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.
The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States !!!
I got this Joke from an Indian friend of mine who works for an American firm dolling out Pizzas in Bangalore...I know most ( almost 80%) of the readers of this blog are from America...( how do I know that...ask me and I will tell...:) )Although I have nothing against the American people, some of who are very dear friends. I hope this one , which i found to be amusing does not hurt the American sentiment. Not that it will...It's a Joke...Yeah!!!
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically Chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Indian: Of course!
The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in A container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India. The Indian says nothing.
The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
The Indian repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep All the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.
The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States !!!
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