"Bollywood" Humour

What is Mallika Sherawat's method of taking revenge?

It's tits for tat.

Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?

Any self-respecting man would do so if the two beautiful ladies around him would sing 'Dildo La Re Dildo La Re..'

What is the appropriate title for a movie, which stars A.K Hangal and Chunky Pandey?

Hangal Pandey

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?

Beta Uth Jaa Warna Salman Aa Jaayega (Get up else Salman will come)

Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?

'Bra'zil and 'Thai'land

How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat?

Bust of Luck!

What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?

Adnan Semi.

Why do the exhibitors and distributors prefer to call Mangal Pandey as The Rising?

Because of The'ir' Rising temperatures


If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?

Vivek-Obey-Rai

What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and Pepsi?

Bun Tea and Bubbly