How to get Laid

• Get reincarnated as a chicken. Fifty million eggs are laid in Britain every day.
• Pretend you're a brick.
• Make improper suggestion to your boss, and get laid off work.
• Pick a fight with a professional boxer, and get laid out in the ring
• Expose yourself, and get laid bare.
• Author a White Paper, and get laid before Parliament.
• Become a Rastafarian, and get laid back.
• Pull in to a lay-by.
• Surprise someone, get waylaid.