When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to
decide what makes him so sexy.

When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he
turns around to see who's the handsome dude behind him.

But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he
looks down to see if he's unzipped.

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Office Memo:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it forever after difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a discussion about java applets or brand identity. Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you get my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little bit unusual this morning, you might think about calling your mom and telling her you love her."